CONGRATULATIONS!! You have selected me  as the guy you want to know as YOUR GOD!! You are now a complete idiot. YOU HAVE CHOSEN A GOD BY IMPULSE SHOPPING!!!

THIS GUY REFUSES TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE EVILS 1OF THE WORLD. In fact, he is incapable of helping you, since it should be noted that he has no upper body strength to speak of, and has never met you.

This guy IS NOT OMNIPRESENT, and thus is incapable of stalking more than one person at a time to follow their sins and guide them to the right moral choices.

I am flattered that you have selected me as your god, but I regret to say that you have selected a false idol, and thus will probably go to HELL without any repentence. If I may be so bold, I recommend the following deities to follow: