Question #1 involve troubles that will arrise during her administration with air traffic control. No, I'm not referring to Al Qaeda terrorists. I'm referring to flight patterns of previously grounded creatures. Specifically: how will the aircraft compromise with the Flying Pigs? And what about the unpredictability of the monkeys flying out of everyone's butts? These questions need answers, pronto!

Question #2: the looming agriculture crisis and its effect on the national economy. According the Book of Revelations, swarms of locusts will destroy crops during the end-times. What is the plan to handle this problem?