This year’s version of the annual holiday “Airport Waiting” stories has taken a most decidedly disturbing turn.

Basically, what we’ve learned this year from the tv, radio, and newspaper accounts is that it is now government operating procedure to grope customer’s breasts, penises, vaginas, and buttocks. (Though most especially the breasts). It’s what you need to expect when boarding an airplane.

Next year they’ll be reporting about the new Rape Rooms they’ve opened.

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