Does anybody watch TBN non-ironically?

I’ve clicked past and stopped twice within the past week or two. We know that the channel broadcasts from a parallel universe where the laws of physics work entirely different from our own, though there are similarities between our universe and theirs.

Ronald Reagan was evidentally president over there. I sat and watched a 3 minute collage of Reagan, music set to patriotic music. It brought to mind this letter Reagan sent to Robertson or one of those guys: I sometimes wonder if these are the end-times described in the Book of Revelations.

Apparently not, because the bible is encoded with messages about Bush and not Reagan. That’s the other thing I watched: an MIT computer specialist of some kind is shock-o-locked to find that the bible is encoded with such that if you read some passages backward and inside out crossing out this and throwing in that over there, the words “George Bush”, “Taliban”, “World Trade Center”, “WTC”, ” “9/11”, “Trinity”, “Broadcasting”, and “TBN” all show up. What’s more Bush read that bible passage: “When I walk through the valley of death I see no evil” — or something like that.

Which can only mean… the End of Days. Or God is redundant, ie: why does he have both “Trinity Broadcasting” and “TBN”?

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