Libertarian National Socialist Green Party.

You know, back in high school — Junior and Senior year — when I was fond of creating little jokey junk in my TI-82 calculator, a source of bemusement for me was to slide various contradictory elements together.

Thus, I have a profile of a fictional person who was the “First African American president for the Ku Klux Klan”. Pause. Press “Enter” on the calculator. “Organized the most massive Mass – Lynching in KKK History”. Pause. Press “Enter” on the calculator. “Believed to have committed suicide on that date.”

Ba De Dum.

“Ran For the Presidential Nomination for the Stalinist Totalitariarian Nazi Death Party” Pause. Press “Enter” on the calculator. “Lost” Pause. Press “Enter” on the calculator. “Was the leader of the ‘Moderate Wing’ of the Stalinst Totalitarian Nazi Death Party, advocating an increase in school lunch assistance programs, favoured affirmative action, and favoured a slightly lower tax rate, than the rigidly ideological members of the party.”

Ba De Dum.

Libertarian National Socialist Green Party. I can’t run with those jokes too far, because… well… someone out there would be apt to take them seriously:

The old site was about as PC as is conceivably possible for a self-proclaimed Nazi organization. Since it was anti-racist and didn’t really promote even ethnic nationalism it was inconsistent with National Socialism aside from being postmoral and biocentric (“nature before humanity”). This pissed off a lot of the neonazi morons and confused just about everyone else. At that time the “party” and website probably was for the most part a sort of esoteric joke of [Craig] Smith’s. Not that it was unserious but more that it was taking the piss out of modern politics. That element remains in the party name and symbol but the ironic posing of the old site seems to have taken a back seat.

And before you know it, it’s an actual real honest to gosh political party, that’s either taking itself seriously or continuing its farce.:

such as it were.

The wheels turn round and round.

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