rock and roll part two
There was this Phil Hendrie piece about a husband who was angry at his wife, because as his wife kept disrupting his Superbowl viewing (eagerly jotting down the stats of the Ravens blow-out of the Giants) by cavorting around with her friend in lingerie. With that in mind, I forgot about the second NFL sex scandal of the year (the first being Minnesota Viking’s Team Orgy Cruise):
Two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested at a bar where witnesses told police the women were having sex in a restroom stall, angering patrons waiting in line. […]
Thomas was charged with battery for allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver’s license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.
Thomas, who made the trip to Florida for Sunday’s game between the Panthers and Buccaneers, was released from jail on $500 bail before police learned she was not the person she claimed to be.
In other cheerleading news, apparently the standard homoerotic undercurrent common with jocks and jockery flowed through the locker room of the Cleveland Browns this week:
“We showed really good resolve. It started on the plane home (from Houston). Then we pumped each other up in practice. We had our skirts on. We were cheerleaders. That doesn’t happen everywhere. That’s why this is such an enjoyable struggle, if there is such a thing.” — Trent Dilfer.
This brings to mind bad Pep Rally bits I saw in high school, before I had the means (ie: Driver’s License) to escape those things.