On consideration of Bird Crap
A bird pooped on me yesterday morning. It was one of those occasions which causes one to think and consider various matters of the Human Condition, Life, the Universe, Everything. I thought about where the nearest faucet might be to drench the bird-shi& away. I also wondered which type of soap might be best to get it off of my hands. Further, I contemplated whether I needed to put my coat into the washer or if I could just rinse it off and douse it with a towel a bit. Deep thoughts all around.