Larry Craig Redux Redux
Dear Larry Craig:
Please. Don’t just stop at completing your term in office. Take a stand, and RUN FOR RE-ELECTION!!
Seriously, I want this to happen not just for crass partisan reasons. I believe in the myth of Don Quixote. I almost would like him to wind up renominated in a bloody primary — due to a large number of primary opponents seeing this as an opening, and then see Idahoans groan and re-elect him to office, due to the deep Republican nature of the state of Idaho. Just to screw with the way the world is supposed to be working here.
Dear Republican Party:
Really? You’re thinking of a Senate Ethics Commission? What good could that possibly do for your party? Also, what the hell is there to investigate? The answer to both questions is nothing. But by all means. Investigate.
Dear Joey DiFatti:
How many of you are there? And by “you” I mean Republican politicans crusing public bathrooms for gay sex?