Transcript of Bush’s WMD Speech

Apparently the broadcast of today’s Bush speech on weapons proliferation experienced technical glitches… satellite interference or something. The metallic interference sounds that you might hear on a ham radio (just a guess, really) or a police blotter radio.

So, if CNN had actual transcripts of their broadcast of the event it’d go like this:

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n recent years, another path of proliferation has become clear, as well. America and other nations are learning more about black-market operatives who deal in equipment and expertise related to weapons of mass destruction. These dealers are motivated by greed, or fanaticism, or both. They find eager customers in outlaw regimes, which pay BZZT BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT. Eow Eow!!! CLick Clack BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZt. deadly technology and expertise going on the market, there’s BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT. Eow! Eow! Clickety Click. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEowEowZZZZZZZZZZZclickZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. sophistication of such networks can be seen in

Or something to that effect.

We await to see how it goes over.

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