Hm.  Worth keeping an eye out, I suppose.

Matthew J. Woken for U.S. Senator
I am running for U.S. Senate for the state of Oregon, but to even try for the Republican ticket, I need 100,000 dollars, so donate to me today otherwise I will have to go as a write-in or something. If I am not on the ballot when you vote, write me in! Thanks!
I have reduced my web page down to the following pages.
My Testimony, the True Story of How Demons Harass Me
What Jesus has Done for Me
Links
Donate Now!
What I will Try to do as a Senator of the United States of America
Jesus-Related Links

From What Jesus Did for him:
21. I called a young man “fatty” when I was a new Christian, but here’s the good news: when I went to his house to apologize, it felt like an invisible man was walking beside me who was about seven or eight feet tall or something. I did something else wrong, I forget what, and it felt like another invisible person or the same invisible person walked beside me again. The invisible person walked beside me I don’t know how many times in my whole life. Now I am the “fat one.” I weigh about 220 pounds.

From what he will do as Senator
1. I will try to make Jesus even more popular than He is right now.

There’s a bit of a contradiction here:
4. I want to help Israel as much as possible.
5. I want to close all embassies and get rid of all ambassadors because we can’t afford them; we must pay off our National Debt; turn over policeman of the world to Israel; many people who know what they are talking about know that Israel has the best soldiers anyway.

This will probably turn everyone into an anti-Semitic
8. I want to disband our Armed Forces and turn over policeman of the world to Israel. This will save us a lot of money, I don’t know how much, but probably billions of dollars.
9. I want Israel to occupy the USA after we give them all our military supplies, nuclear weapons, planes, helicopters, everything in our Armed Forces depots. Everything.

Um… Hm.  This falls into a category of “I used that government program once, so it’ll be the one government program I’ll save” theory.
10. I want to increase taxes on the wealthy and cut our programs for the poor. Everyone needs to pay for our National Debt, even the poor and wealthy Americans. I will not cut Food Stamps because I used to be on food stamps and it was barely enough sometimes and too little some months, but I may have to make cuts in the Food Stamp program anyway.

I’m sure the Republicans will take a long look at him when deciding who to put up to take down Jeff Merkley.

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