So, how are Kremlinolgists interpreting North Korean news reports admitting that Kim Jung-un cannot bend time and space?

Maybe some leaked footage is about to make the rounds where, pressed to do so, the man is shown squinting and concentrating very hard, seemingly constipated, but in the end with neither time nor space bent.

Maybe they have done public opinion research and found that the populace in North Korea are hungry for more down to Earth Supreme Rulers, so he is losing these mystical trappings — settling for his beyond perfect bowling and golf scores.

Maybe he is about to emerge with a giant piece missing from his head, the source of the recent death rumors, and needs to acclimate the public.

Maybe… Maybe… Maybe?

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