Tonight’s the night.  The Most Important Vice Presidential debate in the history of America.

Because… as we all know, Hillary Clinton is a robot who will die of pneumonia within the first two years of her presidency, and will have to punt the job over to Tim Kaine because she lacks the stamina to open a jar of pickles.

And because… as we all know, Donald Trump is putting the vice president in charge of domestic and foreign policy to focus on “Making America Great Again” — and to continue a focus on Celebrity Apprentice — and anyway his head will explode while composing an epic series of 3 am twitter rant.

So whoever wins, will surely be the forty-fifth president.  (44th if you want to include Cleveland only once)…

It’s just a matter of time before Hillary Clinton is exposed as a robot.  Or is it an alien love baby?  One or the other.

So pass the popcorn, and … there will be no entertainment value in this one … it’s a throwback to when politics was about sober discussion of policy and reality tv stars weren’t allowed on set.

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