trimet safety slogan suggestions
 And in case Tri Met wants to expand beyond these two public transit safety slogans…
Don’t Let Christian Rock Unite You With Christ
Don’t Let ROTFLMAO become ROTPMAISFOÂ (rolling on the pavement; my ass is falling off)
Don’t Let Death Cab for Cutie become an actual Death Cab for Cutie.
Don’t Let your Bitcoin transaction smash you into bits.
Don’t Let OMG become OHG (Oh, Hi God)
Don’t Let YOLO become YARN (You are reincarnated now)
Don’t Let Angry Birds become Scavenging Your Remains Birds.
Don’t Let Grumpy Cat Become Grumpy because you’re missing a limb cat.
Don’t Let your illicit snuff porn viewing become someone else’s illicit snuff porn viewing.
And, etc.