crazy tourists from back east
“Walla Walla?”
“We should go to Walla Walla!”
“Where’ Walla Walla?”
“Oh, Eastern Oregon.”
“What’s in Walla Walla?”
“I just want to go because of the name. Hey! There’s a Boring, Oregon!”
“Huh? Is it dull?”
“It’s like all of Eastern Oregon. We passed a sign … ‘Taxes Paying for Your Abortions’. And…”
“Oh, Weed. Everyone goes there just to get that ‘High On Weed’ shirt.