In Virginia, we await the election of a slimeball Democrat for governor against a slimeball Republican.  The cool thing, though, is his book of a few years’ back looks mildly interesting in the “Plunkitt of Tammany Hall” tradition — nuts and bolts of the slime of politics, take  it or leave it.  (A schtik the Rod Blagojevich tried to work with, but never quite pulled off — as he was hauled away.)
The problem with the extremist Republican running down ticket in the Lieutenant Governor’s race is… like, ticket splitting for two wings of the party, where one hurls epithets at the gays and the other hurls really loud epithets at the gays? Â There is no straight guy (in the comedy parlance), so there is no comedy relief element with the lt governor candidate.
So we turn to the snoozer of the New Jersey race… and skip the major party candidates — lots of words will be spilled in the coming years about Chris Christie and he will be vetted now… and I’ll turn to…Â Others running for Governor.
William Araujo, Independent [10  [Note.  Peace and Freedom Party.]
Running mate: Maria Salamanca
Jeff Boss, Independent[10]Â Â [Note. Â Wikipedia is incorrect. Â This is the “NSA Did 9/11” line. ]
Running mate: Robert B. Thorne. Â (Ah. Â The “End the Fed” wing of the “NSA Did 9/11” party. Â It’s all about balancing your ticket.)
Kenneth R. Kaplan, New Jersey Libertarian Party[10]
Running mate: Brenda Bell
Diane W. Sare, Glass-Steagall Now
Running mate: Bruce Todd
Hank Schroeder, Independent[10]
Running mate: Patricia Moschella
Steve Welzer, Green Party of New Jersey[10]
Running mate: Patricia Alessandrini
All right. Â What do I make of these candidates? Â Hank Schroeder is for… I don’t know. Â Schroeder is running under the slogans of “Economic Growth” or “Don’t Look Back“. You can never look back. Â I saw a Deadhead sticker on a cadallic.
Others Running for Mayor of New York City. Â (NEW YORK CITY???) (here abouts.)
Adolfo Carrion, Independence; Anthony Gronowicz, Green; Michael Sanchez, Libertarian; Dan Fein, Socialist Workers; Carl Person, Reform; Randy Credico, Tax Wall Street; Michael Dilger, Flourish Every Person; Jimmy McMillan, Rent is 2 Damn High; Joe Melaragno, Affordable Tomorrow; Jack Hidary, Jobs & Education; Mike Greys, Freedom; Erick Salgado, School Choice; Sam Sloan, War Veterans.
Here we see the Socialist Workers Party candidate spouting out radical slogans. Â Interesting to note a few things. Â One is the upholding of the Cuban Revolution. Â Another is the no answer to “say something nice about Mayor Bloomberg”. Â And the third is that he assumed Thompson would win the Democratic nomination — and called a Capitalist tool. Â This is funny, considering that the Democrat who won is getting the “Red” treatment.
Of course, Dan Fein doesn’t agree.
And down in Alabama…
A tea party-aligned Republican said Saturday he would not support another term as speaker for John A. Boehner (R-Ohio), while his business-backed GOP opponent for Congress declined to say how he would vote.
Yeah. Â And it’s all about Fiscal issues for the Tea Party backers. Â California, or NEW YORK CITY???
And the election for mayor of Minneapolis, where one minor candidate grabbed some attention with… a couple of silly youtube ads… a more legitimate candidate tries getting in on the “how to nab a couple minutes of internet attention” by going all “1970s ‘Total Woman’ book” on us — seems an antiquated reference point to me, but … whatever.