Portland will not be fluoridated
Fluoridation in the Air
Fluroridation Everywhere
Fluroide swimming in the water
Where you know it really oughta
We’re gonna shove it in your face
All to save the Human Race
Fluoridate the Water now.
Water Fluoridation …. WOW!
Oh Sam I am, said some guy named Sam
I will not fall for this Fluoride Scam
I’ve traced the path from mouth through bladder
I Only Want Water in my Water
Oh Saum you are, You are a turd
That’s the lamest slogan that I’ve ever heard
And that must be why on all the placards
A Nine Year old’s holding that daft prattle.
But I’ll march off to the Water Treatment Facility
Demand no Chemicals; I want my Right to Death by Dysentery
Let’s Party like the Oregon Trail
This or Death by Snow and Hail.
Fluoridation in the Air
Fluoridation Everywhere
Leaping from the Periodic Table
The Wonder Element of Song and Fable
Kicking Chlorine in the Ass
You know Team Boron has no Chance
Fluoridate the Water Now
Water Flurodiation …. WOW!
Sam, you may say this is just some cheap trick
But I really gotta reference Stanley Kubrick.
Oh Sam, I ask because I want to know
Have the Commies shifted your bodily fluids flow?
Oh Can it with your Cold War Drivel.
This ain’t Dr Strangelove; I am quite liberal.”
You can’t just call us all right wing freaks
Not in this city of communist hipster geeks.
Ok Fine then, Sam, you left wing nut.
I’ll drop that angle with one big but.
The saying goes you know em by the company they keep.
Well you know who else has marched and squashed this fluoridation creep?
Yes it is the Land of Blah
Every corner of the State of Utah.
Fluoridation in the Air
Fluoridation Everywhere
Punch the Fluoride in your teeth
We won’t stop until it bleeds
Let’s go fluoridate the sky
Fluoridation My Oh My!
Fluoridate the water now.
Water Fluoridation WOW!
Oh Sam I Am, have you read my spam?
I’ve got a ton of youtube clips
They really expose the Establishments’ myths
This was all a plot to dump their nuclear waste
Into our water; dipped in our toothpaste
And watch this doctor say it’s murderous mace.
Oh Sam I admit I deleted your spam
You seemed to be typing with a really loud inflection
But if I may offer just one modest suggestion
For the love of God … Remove your Caps Lock!
Fluoridation in the Air
Fluoridation Everywhere
Fluoride swimming in the water
Where you know it really oughta
We’re gonna shove it in your face
All to save the Human Race
Fluoridate the Water now.
Water Fluoridation …. WOW!