generic magazines
The Time Magazine throws out a cover — “Rethinking Heaven”, which, you know, I’m sure they’ve come up with a concept for Heaven that’s novel and new, never been discovered in the millenia of theology on the subject.
Meantime, Newsweek runs a Jesus story, from Andrew Sullivan. Â “Quit the Church and Follow Jesus”, or some such. Â This is a lag effect which serves to point to the problem of print: Â these are your Easter themed magazines, sitting on the shelf while Easter recedes into memory. Â Â The curious thing about the “Quit Church” article is that its message is opposite to one found in a USA Today headline about “Church Reversions” — coming back to your religious faith, which — I suppose these trends are all heading in all directions.
Across the dias, I note the latest issue of Cosmopolitan touts itself as… now get this… “The Sex Issue”. Â Which is, of course, every since of this magazine since it was bought by that “Sex and the Single Woman” writer. Â (Occasionally you will find references to a serious article or serious writer appearing in the 40s or 50s). Â This Sex issue sits across from an issue of Esquire which isn’t a “Sex Issue”, but does have the word “Sex” blaring on its cover. Â Well, these two magazines are monthlies, so have to go with something less time-specific than the weeklies’ Religion features.
In other curiosities of Supermarket shopping… I note some redesigns in a few soda bottle shapes. Â I assume a lot of market research went into showing that it gets more purchase, but it’s all arbitrary to me. Â What they should do is stamp the word “Sex” on the bottles.
I’m also amused by the design on the boxes of Pop Tarts. Â I can’t quite explain the pop tarts shown on the box, and from what perspective they’re rendered. Â You’re staring at them from above and from a sideways angle — and the pop tarts bend down toward their disappearance line. Â It’s all kind of confusing. Â It’s why I’ve stopped buying them and have gone over to the generic brand of toaster pastries — at least I know when I’m eating those, my spatial relations won’t slide into a distortions.