The man with the Hitler Mustache

I am pretty sure I know who this “I Anonymous” writer is referring to.  Quite possibly you do too.  He works at a grocery store.  When I buy grocery stores with him clerking, I cannot say I’ve been offended so much as puzzled.  I half suspect a “Candid Camera” / “Punked” (Ashton Kushter still going with that one, or is that pretty well a product of the 00 decade?) situation — one of these days you will turn the television on and watch a sequence of customers fidgeting about nervously, tightening their lips so as not to ask the “What’s the deal with your mustache?” question and “It’s creeping me out” statement.

Really, I’m glad to see the commenters taking the Anonymous guy to task.  Clearly he’s not a neo-nazi.  To wit:
And that comment about reformed Jews is sure of a lot more insulting than facial hair…

Hitler ruined a perfectly good pattern of facial hair.  Perhaps it’s like something Bono does at U2 concerts before covering Helter Skelter.  “This song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles.  We’re stealing it back.”

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