Who will win the Super Big Game: The Caints or the Solts?
It is that time of year when I see a number of odd self-congratulatory pieces about not watching The Big Game.
Most people on the globe aren’t watching the Big Game. It doesn’t really make you special. Nor, really, is there that much pressure on the watching of the Big Game.
Mike Dice is leading an effort to get people not to watch the Big Game. Instead, he wants everyone to read his reading list of Bilderburg Group books and watch Alex Jones films on the Internet.
I don’t think his effort is going to get too far. Even people who want to read Bilderburg Group books and watch Alex Jones films on the internet would be doing so sometime or other.
I was not going to watch the Superbowl, until I learned that the league was going to mix things up a bit. This year, they’re going to randomly shift around the teams, just to get it back to the Backyard Playground Basics of football. So it will be a match-up between the Caints and the Solts. My money was on the Caints — Peyton Manning plays for the Caints and he’s awesome — until I learned that this will be a “Skins” versus “Shirts” game, and that the Solts will be running around with all the protected uniform while the Caints won’t be wearing anything above their waist. I expect the Caints to have a long list of injuries before the first quarter is up.