Larry Sinclair is running for congress.
As I eagerly await the semi-annual candidacy hobby announcement of Gordon Allen Pross (and a special missile note to Gordon Allen Pross: you do know that there are elections of some kind every odd year as well, don’t you?), I have to take stock in other peculiar candidacies.
Look over to the tabloid papers as you purchase your sack of groceries, and you will have seen the story in one of the sub-Enquirer papers. Obama’s Gay Lover. Also former coke friend. The scandal is just about to EXPLODE!
Obama’s Gay Lover, Larry Sinclair, darling of a handful of conspiracy minded conservative websites who would believe you if you told them that Obama splits up puppies and kittens in his spare time, (and are upset by the “Respectable Republicans” running away from the story) and face of a bunch of lazy Tabloid papers…
I’ll have you know that the fracus over Obama’s gay lover is bi-partisan!
… Though I can’t quite pin down who Larry Sinclair’s constituency might be. Who will he be siphoning votes from?
We’ll see who else pops in for a run at this or that. The people are angry and chopping at the bit. The problem is shown in the latest “Obama Asks Moms to Return to School” pop up ad, which shows this man vaguely resembling Charles Manson who states “You’re probably wondering how a guy like me ended up with a job that pays more than yours.”  Sure to force some resentment on the part of well scrubbed Middle America, ready for a populist uprising to get THEM into seats of authority to make sure such a thing won’t happen. Gad those ads are weird.