bad topical joke of the day
When asked to clarify his clarification, Reverend Jeremiah Wright clarified, “When I said that when I said them Jews I meant them Zionists, what I meant to say was ‘them shy-locks. I regret this error.”
Later, he clarified this, and ended the controversy by saying, “I just lost my theasaurus, so I’ll let it end there.”
Obama could not be reached for comment. Speculation has run rampant in some corners that Rahm Emanuel has advised him not to speak, and you know what Rahm Emanuel is, right?