The oddest items tend to stick out to me. Today’s unsigned Oregonian editorial — available here — where it is signed — always a faulty object at best, the unsigned Oregonian editorials from an omniscent blurry figure.
“Bush sucks”, the editorial rages, and one would think that I’d have a few things to say about Bush sucking — and how the opinions expressed here adequately or inadequately or misdiagnose Bush’s suckiness. Actually the presidency of Bush makes me try to puzzle out the legacy of Bill Clinton — Bush’s record simultaneously making Clinton look worse and better. But here, no, what sticks out at me is this, in the old parlor game of ranking presidencies… after referencing James Buchanan and Andrew Johnson:
The amiably incompetent Warren Harding rounds out most worst-president lists, thanks to his grotesquely corrupt administration. Franklin Pierce, Herbert Hoover, James Polk and William Henry Harrison are often mentioned in such accountings, too, and Bush will likely join them.
James Polk tends to be ranked pretty highly, but that’s not the one that concerns me on this list. The figure of William Henry Harrison is the problem here. He is often not ranked at all, taken out of contention along with James Garfield (to be fair, Garfield was apparently good enough to be shot). How can he be ranked lowly when he didn’t do anything? On the wikipedia page, we see him dropped from 5 out of 12 polls. And Polk figures no lower than 14th, indicating this man’s lazy editorial writing.
On the same page, there is this editorial arguring that Portland needs to do more for preparing for Big Storms. Dave Lister offers up a bad example.
The economic impact of the storm, not only on the private sector but also to the city and to TriMet, is huge. Dan Yates, president of the Portland Spirit, reports that cancellations of holiday cruises resulted in the loss of nearly 8,000 payroll hours and a quarter-million in revenue. And that’s just one business.
That’s one business where everyone would have been cancelling their cruises whether or not they would have been able to get down to the waterfront — unless the cruises was planning on a more exciting thrill-ride through giant chunks of ice. So what was the point of that reference?