“Brother Can You Spare A Dime?”
In order to acknowledge the Worst Financial Crisis since the Great Depression, and in order to evoke some nostalgia for past bad times, it may be time to implement a “Brother Can You Spare a Dime” program. Simply put, if anyone comes up to you and literally asks “Brother Can You Spare a Dime?”, you hand over a dime. It has to be those words, though. The genius is that you should be able to recupriate the dime if necessary by asking someone (perhaps the same wise-ass who you just handed a dime) “Brother can you spare a dime?”