Exciting News! The Modern Whig Party is now in Michigan! But remember: don’t nominate a Harrison (someone liable to die in 30 days) or select a Tyler or Fillmore for vice-president (Whig Party members hated those eventual presidents.)
Best pun of the day: “POW! POW! POW! Take that Obama!”
The Curse of Adlai Stevenson, who, incidentally, was a mediocrity.