I won’t even comment on Rudy Giuliani
I have looked over the presidential candidates, and have made a decision. I will be supporting full fledged the Man With A Plan, no-nonsense
Fred Thompson.
Oh, wait.
Okay, Man with Experience, World Weary,
Bill Richardson.
Problem?
Duncan Hunter.
Okay, a little bit out of left field, a man of tremendous integrity…
Dennis Kucinich.
tap tap tap tap…
Okay, I will settle for nothing less and nothing other than
Bob Dole.
BOB DOLE FOR PRESIDENT! Woot!