Weighted
“I’m going to lose weight this year. I’m tired of being plump.”
She is thinner from when I first met her (comb through this blog and you’d find a recounting of such). She’s said any number of things such as this before, and I’ve elected to say “Hm”, or to grunt. Desiring to say something more substantial, I think for a second, before saying,
“I think I’m going to try to gain weight this year, and see if I can become morbidly obese.”
Ba De… um… Dum?