Oh, dear lard.

Blazak says Hammerskin Nation might have picked Portland for its event because groups like it have long looked to the region for the so-called “Northwest Imperative.” The imperative is the two-decade-old idea started by the white supremacist group Aryan Nations that Oregon, Washington and Idaho will someday secede to create an autonomous Aryan homeland.

I don’t think that group would be in attendence at the latest meeting of would-be-secessionists, as it would make awkward seating arrangement placed next to the Cascadian Independence Movement, as I suppose they would have to be seated.*  (Geographic arrangement, right?)

As for the “Hammerskin Nation” Music festival — happening in a mythical corner of Portland by hidden shadows sometime this weekend.  Um.  I still want to see what the Top 40 charts for that genre of music (?) looks like.

*Note: the blog post I linked to just there is a lie.  I never did that; that never happened.

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