Phrases overheard on one end of a cell phone conversation
(on public trasnsportation)
“… friends with benefits, you know. Won’t handle anything more right now.”
“Tough life with mistakes made during my 36 years. But I kicked my habit. The Penitentary helped with that.”
“Laying low. My job opportunities are improving slightly.”
“Oh man. I’ve been seeing my 16 year old a bit lately. He’s been making some of the same mistakes I had. It just doesn’t make sense.”
“I’m going to have to get a Paternity Test for that one. He sure looks like me, but I need to make sure, y’know?”
“Yeah. I’ll go see her. I’ll call back later tonight for a Booty Call. Got that?”
And then he got off the Max.