Bumper Stickers
I saw a bumper sticker which read:
“Support the Troops
Find the War”
The message confused me. Until I realized that the bumper sticker was cut off at the bottom as the window bent out of site. It would read “End the War”. Still, “Find the War” brings with it a bit more unease, which may be something someone prone to use bumper stickers may want.
I regularly see a particular car with this other bumper sticker, which is interesting enough sitting next to another bumper sticker. The bumper stickers are from the Ron Saxton campaign for governor in 2006 in his unsuccessful campaign against incumbent Ted Kulongoski. So we have one saying “Where’s Ted?” and another with the “Ron Saxton for Governor” or something to that effect. I really want to tap the shoulder of whoever owns this car and reply “Ted is in the Governor’s Mansion. Now, where’s Ron?”