To both of the email addresses I reguarly use. Check it out!

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WOWIE!  I can’t believe I was selected to get this exciting stock tip!  What is this “ADOV”?

NORTH ANDOVER, Mass., May 24 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ — Andover Medical, Inc. (OTC Bulletin Board: ADOV – News), a single source provider of orthopedic, podiatric and urological durable medical equipment (”DME”) and incontinence treatment solutions, announced today that the Company closed a $1.7 million follow-on private financing on May 3, 2007. Complete terms of the offering can be found in the Company’s Form 8-K filed with the SEC on May 21, 2007 and available at http://www.sec.gov.

Gross proceeds from the private offering totaled $1,700,000. Participating investors’ purchased in the aggregate 34 Units of the Company’s securities, representing principal amount of 6% Series B Convertible Preferred Stock at $50,000 per Unit. Each Unit consists of: $50,000 face value of 50 shares of Series B Convertible Preferred Stock, convertible at $.35 per share into 142,850 shares of Common Stock; Class A Warrants exercisable for five years at $.35 per share to purchase 142,850 shares of Common Stock and Class B Warrants exercisable for five years at $.35 per share to purchase 142,850 shares of Common Stock.

With news like that, you can see how this stock is just about to explode RIGHT NOW!  I feel like I was just told to bought Coca Cola in the late 19th century.  Or McDonalds in the 1940s.  Or Amazon.com in the mid-1990s.  Or told to Sell EVERYTHING on the eve of the eve of the 1929 Stock Market Crash.

Alright.  Mock-serious consideration of an email spam is a played out joke.  I apologize for being lame.

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