The Matter of the “non controversial business picket”
On the matter of organizing a large and sustained picket of as non-controversial a business as there is, just for dada-esque amusement, and specifically what this “non-controversial business” would be.
My first thought had actually been to look up Dentists (one of the three businesses bo jack mentioned) in the phone book and find one more or less at random, except I suppose for location. Just yesterday I came up with the perfect slogan to throw out for such a protest, perfect because it makes no sense.
“US OUT OF MY FILLINGS!”
If confronted as to what this is all about, answer defiantly “We refuse to discuss this with the PIGS until our unstated demands are followed.”
Other than that, I have long been somewhat bemused by the sort of truck restaurants that are located on what amounts to parking lots — “long since” being going back to when a mass of “Taco Trucks” suddenly started to hit the small town I grew up in a decade and a half ago. Willamette Week has for the past two years pursued them and rated the Burger Trucks (or is hot dog trucks?) and Burrito trucks. There are two tacts one can take here: protest one that is fairly isolated — there is an Indian place a couple blocks from the Library, for instance… or protest one that is in a giant cluster which will make it puzzling as to why that one restuarant truck is being singled out in this large group.