Making Stuff Up
I’ve decided not to vote this year. The reason is because of the nasty and completely fradulent campaign for Dog Catcher.
The two candidates — Susanne McGraw and Brandon Vitter — have completely disgraced themselves. When McGraw charged Vitter with a charge of tax dodging, Vitter responded by insinuating, but never quite chargin, that McGraw has had bestial sex, and will have sex with the dogs she catches. When asked to disavow this suggestion, the Vitter forces simply go to the “Prove Me Wrong” defense, besides which prove that Vitter said anything of that kind.
To up the ante, McGraw has posted video on Youtube proving that at the age of eight, Vitter and his cousin buried their grandma’s remote control. The relevance of this charge eludes most, but add it to the tax dodge and things get fishy.
It’s this kind of campaigning that turns people off of politics. Which is why everyone should throw away their ballots, due to this down the ballot election campaign. Screw the Kulongoski — Saxton campaign. Smite it for this Vitter — McGraw election.
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A question, regarding the age-old quip “I wouldn’t vote for him/her for Dog Catcher”: is there any municipality in this nation (or any other) that holds votes for Dog Catcher? If there is, could somebody alert me to where that may be? I’ve always wondered about that.