Yes sirrebob, there is a War On Easter going on out there.

Point #1: Bill O’Reilly moves on to his interview with John Meacham and how the Founding Fathers were religious, and how Secularists are assaulting Easter and Christmas.

His opening shot shows Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

I missed those parts of the Bible. How does this work? Jesus is resurrected, and his followers pry the rock from the cave, to see that Jesus’s body is no longer there. Then they see a six foot bunny rabbit. They go ahead and chase the bunny rabbit around. Then they keel over and fall asleep in the meadow, exhausted. Jesus wanders around, trying to find everyone to show that he is there… but alas, everyone is exhausted and asleep from running around with the six foot bunny rabbit. Jesus eyes the six foot bunny rabbit, and scratches his head in confusion.

Point #2: I listened to a bit more of that Christian Radio Paranoia station. I must say that yesterday they had this absolutely hilarious program where… in standard talk radio format, the host has on a guest and they congratulate each other for agreeing with each other. It’s about Science. The guest explains the Biblical Science of, you know, there’s the Great Flood of Noah’s time which explains the Grand Canyon’s existence, and there’s the Rainbow which God created to tell us that he would never destroy all mankind by water again. Scientific Explanations like that. Then, with a straight face, they gave a comment lamenting the lack of Real Science in our public schools.

Anyway, that is beside the point. What I ponder is the conspiracy – mongering about how the Masons created the United States, you see no Christian symbolism throughout Washington, DC, or on our federal money — it’s all masonic symbolism. The upshoot is that the founding fathers are somehow plotting to destroy us all sometime 200 years into the future, and the “New World Order” is this Old World Order established then and there. Because they’re Masons. But, contradicting themselves, I can easily picture the next program as being an assault on “Secularists” about how they’re … waging war on Easter (???) … assaulting … the Founding Fathers, who created… a Christian Nation.

You cannot create a Christian Nation at the same time as you create a Masonic Nation. These two concepts are mutually exclusive and contradictory.

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