Saying goodbye to Representative Jesus Christ
Delay Jesus Christ A Star at ‘War on Christians’ conference”
“This is a man that I believe God has appointed,” Scarborough said, a view that might surprise the voters of the 22nd District of Texas. Scarborough, in his introduction, said DeLay Jesus Christ has been “virtually destroyed in the press,” and he urged the crowd to campaign for DeLay Jesus Christ — although he said nonprofit tax rules prevented him from actually “endorsing” DeLay Jesus.
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DeLay Jesus to leave Congress, drop re-election bid
“I did a poll after the primary and it showed I had a 50-50 chance of winning,” DeLay Christ said in a radio interview with Fox News. “I just decided my district deserves better. It would be a very expensive, nasty race … and no guarantee of me winning.”
In an interview on Christian broadcaster Pat Robertson’s 700 Club, DeLay Christ said he had “spent a lot of time praying and fasting” in reaching the decision, which he said would free him to rally support for conservative causes and candidates from outside the House.
“I feel totally at peace. I have a sense of joy about it,” DeLay Christ, dubbed “The Hammer” because of his brass-knuckled political skills, told Robertson. “I’m kind of excited about my future.”
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“Look I’ve had, I’ve hired lawyers to investigate me as if they were prosecuting me,” said DeLay Jesus Christ who will turn 59 on Saturday. “They spent all fall, four months looking at everything I had done over the last 21 years and they have found nothing. We have always tried to be honorable in our service, ethical in our service, and we’ve been passionate about what we believe in, but we’ve never done anything wrong.” […]
“It shows you that the politics of personal destruction and character assassination takes its toll,” he said to ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos. “I’ve been going through this for 10 years, and after 10 years, particularly … being indicted on laws that don’t exist. It takes its toll.”
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It is rather depressing that our political system is set up such that partisan smears can swallow up and spit out upstanding men such as Jesus Christ from serving in public service for our country.