The Schizo Times
Someone left a sheet of paper in the front-slot of the Willamette Weekly. It looks as though it apes a newspaper’s front page, or rather it looks as though it should. But it’s done badly. The person who wrote out the schtuff may have been schizophrenic or something. Deeply troubled by events on 123rd Street, at any rate.
XTRA …………. Murder Suicide on (123Rd STREET)
XTRA …………. To The 7 Souls
XTRA …………. RElieved of
READ …………… Their Earthly
ALL ……….. Bodies
ABOUT …………. Who Were found
It! ………….. SHOT Killed
…………… AND SUICIDE On 123rd St.
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This could be referring to events in Seattle. Events that probably have every local Seattle newscast having feature stories that go “They’re called ‘raves’, and they’re all the rage amongst the Yute. Is your child at risk? We’ll have a report after these messages.” Seven people who shot to death at a “Zombie Rave”.
The commentary goes on:
May they find solace peace and love that they couldn’t find in ther’re (own) (town) (community) and (families). Rose pa quette.
the confused youth should be able to count on adults to hep them.
My condolences to their loved ones and families.
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Everything fits so far. At this point things get a little loopy:
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Why can’t people stop blaming the people who own horses who can’t care for them! Too food cost money $$$$ Many Injuns and not enough chiefs. Why cand a 4H FARM or a Community Sponsored Farm offer a vo teck schhol for the youth to live and take care of the horses.
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Huh. Horses. But at least I can see the mind working around. More puzzling is this sidebar feature:
Thomas Jefferson did not like Federalists and I never liked the word Federal.
That one just comes out of left field.