South Dakota state SenatorBILL NAPOLI describes what the exceptions are to to the Abortion ban: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.

Virginal Religious Rape victims, and the Rape has to be of the Worst Possible Sort. And this worst possible rape has to involve sodomy. Got that? The state, I suppose, gets to decide whether you are religious or not. And my guess is in the deep red states, religious is defined by how committed you are to various brands of Christianity. You had to have been really raped… there are degrees of rape in consideration here. First Degree Rape, Second Degree Rape, Third Degree Rape. Somewhere along the line, Sodomy is in the picture… you got it up the ASS. Got that? Didn’t get it up the Ass — Nope, sorry, no Abortion. You have to be a Virgin. (Perhaps we can extend Rick Santorum’s “Ring Thing” Virgin Pledge for High School Students on into adulthood, to tell the Virgins from the non-Virgins?) So, non-virgins (re: Sluts… asking for it, really) who have been raped in the worst possible way… nope, not in the Exception.

Hm. This is insanity. I almost wish they’d could just go ahead and go to that Alan Keyes-position of “Nope. No Exceptions. Life. Sacred. Raped? Not sacrifing the fetus for the Rape Victim. Sory. No Exceptions.”

Though even Alan Keyes… Okay. This I heard somewhere or other, and other people who heard it can probably tell me where. You’re in a burning building. You have the opportunity to rescue one or the other: a 2-month old baby, or 5 petri-dishes. I guess if you rescue the 5 petri dishes, you are rescuing 5 human lives instead of just one if you choose the baby, right? RIGHT??? Even Alan Keyes would probably choose the born baby here.

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