Archive for February, 2006

Contemplating Grover Cleveland’s radical SOTU address

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006

I note this in this list of Memorable State of the Union Addresses:

Grover Cleveland, as he was leaving office after his defeat for reelection in 1888, sounded the most radical note of any president in history. In his final message to Congress he denounced American corporations and exclaimed that they were “fast becoming the people’s masters.” At the end of his second term he denounced the trusts, assailing them as “palpable evils.”

The entire paragraph:

As we view the achievements of aggregated capital, we discover the existence of trusts, combinations, and monopolies, while the citizen is struggling far in the rear or is trampled to death beneath an iron heel. Corporations, which should be the carefully restrained creatures of the law and the servants of the people, are fast becoming the people’s masters.

Ah. Grover Cleveland. He won three consecutive popular vote counts. And two non-consecutive electoral vote counts. And what the heck am I supposed to make of his radical finale? I guess it’s the equivalent of Eisenhower’s farewell address on the Military Industrial Complex. You wait until the end to address something that is slapping the nation that during your actual tenor as most powerful figure in the nation you did not have the wherewithall to address. Case in point: Grover Cleveland actually faced Impeachment.

New York Times, 5-24-1896, “More Populistic Babies: Representative Howard’s Impeachment Scheme Killed by the House”

I stop here to note that the New York Times is doing a bit of editorializing within its “straight” coverage.

The populistic mania took a new form in the House today, when Mr. Howard of Alabama made a bid for blackguardly notoriety of the Tillman sort. He asked for the impeachment of President Cleveland and presented resolutions providing for investigations.

Not more than three Representatives gave their voice of assent to his insanity. This is the document presented by the latest member of the Tillman Rabies Association.

I do Impeach Grover Cleveland, President of the United States, of high crimes and misdemenors on the following grounds:
1. That he has sold or directed the sale of bonds without authority of law.
2. That he sold or aided in the sale of bonds at less than their market value.
3. That he directed the misappropriation of said bond sales.
4. That he directed the Secretary of the Treasury to disregard the law which makes United States notes and Treasury notes redeemable.
5. That he ignored and refused to have enforced the anti-trust law.
6. That he has sent U.S. troops into the State of Illinois without authority of law and in violation of the Constitution.
7. That he has corrupted politics through the interference of Federal office holders.
8. That he has used the appointing power to influence legislation deterimental to the welfare of the people,
Be it Resolved by the House of Representatives that the Committee of the Judiciary be directed to ascertain whether these charges are true, and if so to report to the House such action, by impeachment or otherwise, as shall have authority to send persons and papers.

Mr. Dingley (Rep. MO) raised the question of consideration, and by an overwhelming vote, the House refused to consider the matter, only two or three scattering “yeas” being heard, and Mr. Howard apparently not voting for his own proposition.

Okay. It got only slightly furthur than the proposed Impeachment of George Herbert Walker Bush (there was a Houston, Texas Representative who pushed it in sub-committee), but there it is nonetheless… a Populist decrying a “Borbourn Democrat”, on the eve of the national Democratic Party more or less rejecting Cleveland and sucking itself to the winds of the third party Populist movement — which come to think of it broke the deadlock of the two party platforms being virtually identical, as with:

10-28-1896, William Jennings Bryan:

“I find special gratification in being permitted to speak to the people of Bloomington, for this is the home of the Vice President of the greatest nation on God’s footstool. We who have been keepers of the Democratic faith love Adlai Stevenson not only for what he is, but we love him because he is all we have left of the last National Democratic ticket.

The Bible tells you of the father who loved the prodigal son when he returned. I tell you of the Democratic father who loves the son who went not astray. How we shall feel for the prodigal son if he comes back I cannot say, but, my friends, I know how we feel toward those who stayed home instead of going out to feed the hogs of the other people.

If you have any doubt as to the Democracy of our position on the money question, I want you to read what the Republican Candidate for Presidency says in a speech from the front porch.

‘Every dollar representing one hundred cents and good not only among our own people, but wherever trade goes, in every mart and market place in the world.’

Now remember what he says. Speaking of this dollar, he says: ‘It was made by the Republican party, but let me say while it was made by the Republican Party, the Administration of Grover Cleveland has maintained it.’

He tells you that Grover Cleveland has simply carried out the policy of the Republican Party, and inferentially tells you that Republican success means that the Republican Party will carry out the policy of Grover Cleveland.

My friends, these are strange times. You will not find in our political history another instance where a presidnet has been thrown overboard by his own party only to be caught up and idolized by the opposition party. Yet that is what you find today. The only people who are commending the financial policy of Grover Cleveland are the men who are trying to elect a Republican President to continue that policy for four years more.”

Bush Pledges to Rid the World of Human – Animal Hybrids

Thursday, February 2nd, 2006

You know. Listening to that speech on NPR, I was struck by how devoid of meaning Bush’s State of the Union speech was. Case in point: Energy Independence:

ne day after President Bush vowed to reduce America’s dependence on Middle East oil by cutting 75% of imports from there by 2025, his energy secretary and national economic adviser said yesterday that the president didn’t mean it literally.

The bullcrap that Bush spews forth does not connect with reality. They don’t even connect in some alternate universe as when someone makes a concerted attempt to cover up lies — here the words just sputter in a vacuumous void. We are going to go on a mission to Mars — but only figuratively, and we are going to ween ourselves off of Middle East Oil on a date pretty far in the future — but not literally.

Oh! And we’re going to stop the march of human — animal hybrids!!

Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research: human cloning in all its forms, creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating human-animal hybrids, and buying, selling, or patenting human embryos. Human life is a gift from our Creator — and that gift should never be discarded, devalued or put up for sale.

In the mind of the opponents of Stem Cell Research, using stem cells for medical research is just one spit and a half away from creating human – animal hybrids, you see. I don’t know. Who is creating human – animal hybrids right now, and why should we place it on the front burner as Urgent Business, above … well, the chattering classes said he was going to delve into Health Care, which he really didn’t. And it’s just as well he didn’t, because that would be as disjointed from reality as everything else he said… except maybe the pledge to make the tax cut permanent… which, curiously enough, make the trade-off impossible for any of his supposed domestic programs which are figurative in nature.

Big Man. Pig Man. Ha ha Charade you are. You’re nearly a laugh. But you’re really a cry.

Say, I have a question. Let’s say somebody develops a Human — Animal Hybrid. What are we gonna do about it? Are we going to kill it or are we going to welcome it into society or are we going to treat it as a freak? I think that this is the topic that the Democratic Responder — Tim Kaine — should have devoted his entire speech to. It would have made for better gist than what he did deliver. Ask the question of what Bush will do with a Human — Animal Hybrid forthrightly, and demand answers.

One last note: Bush “talks directly to the Iranian people”. That was an “uh oh” moment. You know what it means when a president “talks directly to the [name of nation] people”, right? Ah! The joys of rhetorical flourishes!

But apparently we’re all isolationsts now. A thought experiment proposed by EJ Dionne: Imagine there was a Republican President during the Korean War who heeded MacArthur’s advice and desire to march into China. (This would be the point in time where Truman fired him over the issue.) Now, the result of that would be disasterous, right? But the line is drawn, and the electoral pit-falls are tossed up for the National Debate: if you don’t support that military move, you are soft on Communism, and will not do what it takes to advance freedom in this world or defend this great nation. Think about it.