President Bush issued a stark warning to Democrats on Tuesday about how to conduct the debate on Iraq as midterm elections approach, declaring that Americans know the difference between “honest critics” and those “who claim that we acted in Iraq because of oil, or because of Israel, or because we misled the American people.”

Hm. Let’s try that again.

Kent Hovind issued a strong warning to his critics about how to conduct the debate on evolution, declaring that Americans know the difference between “honest critics” and “those who claim that the Earth is billions of years old, that a fossil record exists, and those who deny the Great Flood’s role in creating the Grand Canyon.”

And again?

Bill Clinton issued a strong challenge to his critics about how to conduct the debate over his sex life, declaring the Americans know the difference between “honest critics” and “those who claim that there are not multiple meanings to the word ‘is’, and that oral sex is indeed sex.”

Should I try this one more time? It’s kind of awkward, I admit.

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