Graffiti found on the floor of the “Police Monument” at Waterfront Park in Portland, Oregon:

(a little doodle of an alien in its flying saucer)

I am out of plutonium on
my way to Mars. That’s the
only reason I had to stop
on Earth. So now I must plan
the liberation of such
radioactivity. Then I’ll
finally deliver Jewsus to his
planet of
DE FEC TION So
Do rev- olu- tionizing
the con-cept of being
So TIL then START
SOME MOTHERFUCKIN CHANGE

Who and why, I do not know. The handwriting of the final few lines were / are pretty well rushed, suggesting the perpetrator was getting a bit paranoid at being caught.

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