Stats Phrases

lyndon johnson masturbate over body of jfk

… A scatological literary hoax in which Paul Krasner published in his magazine, The Realist, what were purported to be censored chapters of William Manchester’s book, “The Death of a President.” In those supposedly suppressed pages, Krasner had LBJ masturbate on the body of JFK in the cargo bay of Air Force One as the dead president and the new president flew from Dallas to Washington.

thesis statement for the cask of amontillado

The Cask of Amontillado was written by a drunkard.

mark dayton skull and bones 1969

Mark Dayton graduated in 1969 from Yale. Was he Skull and Bones? I can’t seem to dredge that one up. (But how does a fairly unsuccessful one-term Senator fit into the Grand Conspiracy?)

if hitler asked you to execute a stranger would you

You never know for sure unless you’re in that situation, but I would hope not.

coca cola versus sams choice

Coca Cola is the largest cola brand in the future, although Coca Cola itself has an identity crisis that keeps it second to Pepsi in this nation. (Gotta be “hip for the Kids” at the same time as “Traditional with rich history.”) Sam’s Choice is the generic store brand of Corporate Behemoth and Destroyer of the American Economic System Wal-Mart. They both “taste like Malted Battery Acid”.

anti-masonic campaign slogan

“Fine. Don’t Show Us Your Handshake! See if I care!”

Um… In lieu of actual campaign slogans, here’s some history:

The party had its rise after the mysterious disappearance, in 1826, of William Morgan (c. 1776-c. 1826), a Freemason of Batavia, New York, who had become dissatisfied with his Order and had planned to publish its secrets. When his purpose became known to the Masons, Morgan was subjected to frequent annoyances, and finally in September 1826 he was seized and surreptitiously conveyed to Fort Niagara, from whence he disappeared. Though his ultimate fate was never known, it was generally believed at the time that he had been foully dealt with.

The event created great excitement, and led many to believe that Masonry and good citizenship were incompatible. Opposition to Masonry was taken up by the churches as a sort of religious crusade, and it also became a local political issue in western New York, where early in 1827 the citizens in many mass meetings resolved to support no Mason for public office. In New York at this time the National Republicans, or “Adams men,” were a very feeble organization, and shrewd political leaders at once determined to utilize the strong anti-Masonic feeling in creating a new and vigorous party to oppose the rising Jacksonian Democracy. In this effort they were aided by the fact that Jackson was a high-ranking Mason and frequently spoke in praise of the Order.

In the elections of 1828 the new party proved unexpectedly strong, and after this year it practically superseded the National Republican party in New York. In 1829 the hand of its leaders was shown, when, in addition to its antagonism to the Masons, it became a champion of internal improvements and of the protective tariff. From New York the movement spread into other middle states and into New England, becoming especially strong in Pennsylvania and Vermont. A national organization was planned as early as 1827, when the New York leaders attempted, unsuccessfully, to persuade Henry Clay, though a Mason, to renounce the Order and head the movement. In 1831, William A. Palmer was elected governor of Vermont on an Anti-Masonic ticket, an office he held until 1835.

The party conducted the first U.S. presidential nominating convention in the U.S. at Baltimore, in the 1832 elections, nominating William Wirt (a former Mason) for President and Amos Ellmaker for Vice President. Wirt won 7.78 percent of the popular vote, and the seven electoral votes from Vermont. The highest elected office ever held by a member of the party was that of Pennsylvania governor, held from 1835 to 1838 by Joseph Ritner.

This was the high tide of its prosperity; in New York in 1833 the organization was moribund, and its members gradually united with the National Republican Party and other opponents of Jacksonian Democracy in forming the Whig Party. In other states, the party survived somewhat longer, but by 1836 most of its members had united with the Whigs. Its last act in national politics was to nominate William Henry Harrison for president and John Tyler for vice-president at a convention in Philadelphia in November 1838.

The growth of the anti-Masonic movement was due more to the political and social conditions of the time than to the Morgan episode, which was merely the catalyst. Under the name of “Anti-Masons” able leaders united those who were discontented with existing political conditions, and the fact that William Wirt, their choice for the presidency in 1832, was not only a Mason but even defended the Order in a speech before the convention that nominated him, indicates that simple opposition to Masonry soon became a minor factor in holding together the various elements of which the party was composed.

Wow. The candidate for the “Anti-Mason Party” was a Mason. Talk about playing both sides to the middle.

which united states president have red hair

Sometime before becoming president, Andrew Jackson had red hair, Thomas Jefferson had reddish hair, Dwight Eisenhower not only once had hair but it was red when he did have it, Martin Van Buren had red hair, and Calvin Coolidge and Ulysses S. Grant actually had red hair while in office.

former joint chiefs of staff general details nwo taking over of america

If you say so.

june 24 1988/what happened

Leonard Cohen played a concert in Reykjavik.

I don’t know if Mitt Romney is in Skull and Bones. And I assume that Kurt Cobain was for gay rmarriage, though I don’t know when he might have been asked.

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