A Response to Bush: I think they should dig up the skeletons of WTC victims and build a big Jenga tower out of them called
“The Freedom Never Dies Tower”. Then every year on 9/11 we could have an Arab knock it down with a Boeing 767 named “Never Forget”. Then Bush could stand on top of the pile of bones with a hardhat and a bullhorn and oversee the rebuilding of the tower by Iraq veterans and 9/11 widows. After the rebuilding, a scapegoat representing Osama bin Ladin is smoked out of a hole in the ground representing Tora Bora, scourged, then ritually sealed within the tower’s walls a la “The Cask of Amontillado”. This ceremony is hardly sufficient, but it would certainly help people remember what precisely happened on September the
11th.

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