Communist Funnies for Kids
I hope you enjoyed the “Nixon’s Enemies List”. It pops up occasionally as a “search phrase” in the statistics, so there it is for, anyone looking for such a thing.
Now, to rid the itch of other phrases sought during this month of March 2005:
Lyndon LaRouche knock knock jokes
Okay.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lyndon.
Lyndon Who?
This is Lyndon LaRouche, and I was wondering if
SLAM!
Since it specifically asks for “knock knock jokes, here’s another one:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lyndon LaRouche.
Lyndon LaRouche Who or What?
This is the Lyndon LaRouche Youth Movement, and you signed up on campus to one of our LaRouche Cadre School for Classically Trained Jungle Fighting. You didn’t show up.
Oh. Sorry. I forgot I had to go to a Scientology Seminar Yesterday. Maybe next time.
Ha Ha. It is to laugh.
Next up:
What would happen if humans didn t have bones?
They would die.
michael landon initiation occult
You mean the Freemasons? Sorry. Can’t help you too much here.
the bald man is watching
The rooster crows at midnight. The Cheese Stands Alone. (Actually, if you google the phrase, you’ll find a perfectly good reason why someone would be googling “the bald man is watching”. What bald man. Don’t know.
bus fare betrayed jesus for a quarter
Must be a reworking of the New Testament. JUDAS!
did bill clinton shape-shift during interview?
Evidentally, yes. See?
hitler posters for sale buk
I will never know whether s/he’s trying to purchase Hitler posters from the UK or trying to purchase them in Bulk. If need be, I’ll grab a Hitler image from somewhere online and offer print-outs of them for sale in large quantities for a little money.
communist funnies for kids
I’ll have to draw one out for you. But this next one distrurbs me, as it shows up every single month:
janeane garofalo barefoot photos
Are there photographs of Janeane Garofalo’s naked feet online? If so, who is looking for them? This begs more questions than I really want answered, or asked.