Lyndon Larouche wrote THREE books called, “Children of Satan”. That is why he is so awesome. Also, he knows sea-shell math.

And with that blog post, I know it’s time to bring up the LaRouchites again.
Las Saturday, or maybe two Saturdays ago.

I walk by Pioneer Square. Some bible thumpers are handing out tracks. I look around at what they have in their hands, and gravitate toward the man with the Jack T Chick tract, and pocket it — wholly ignoring the less rewarding and more apt to be tossed in the trash piece of scribblings they probably don’t know anything about anyway.

I wonder if this fellow has parked himself at his now-usual corner in front of the Washington Mutual building, hawking his pamphlets on “Left-wing Jewish perspective” on the evils of the Bush Administration. (Easily spottable with the “Krugman / Obama 2008” sign.) He isn’t. Instead there are the LaRouchites. They begin to sing, something straight out of a Catholic Mass (I don’t know the proper name of the type of church music) with the words “George Bush is Insane.”

I walk back toward the Bible thumping tract-givers. They’re singing in the same tone! “Jesus Died for Your Sins.”

Gawd that was weird.

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