Macy’s Department Store Clerk: Thank you. Come again. Happy Holidays.
Customer, Crusader for Christmas: Merry Christmas.
Clerk: Sure. (looks to next customer)
Customer: No. Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Clerk: Yes?
Customer: Mery Fucking Christmas, asshole. (storms off in disbelief.)

Or something like that.

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