Hot Internet Rumour!
Lurking for after the election, buried in obscure sub-committee, is a bill sponsored by former-kitten killer* and Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist called “The Kitten Extermination Act of 2004”. Should Bush win election, it will immediately pass congress and go into effect.
(I’ve always wanted to start an Internet Rumor…)
*No, really. He used to kill kittens. Look it up!