Former Elder of the Ku Klux Klan, Johnny Lee Clary, endorses George W Bush.

Al Qaeda’s Abu Hafs al-Masri Brigades has endorsed Geogre W Bush.

(Wait. Maybe that’s a head-fake though, Dennis Hastert claims that al Qaeda endorsed John Kerry. A real head-scratcher…)

The government of Iran has endorsed George W Bush.

(And why not?, considering the greatest hero of the Republican Party is Ronald Reagan: Iranian clerics were crucial in determining the fate of the 1980 U.S. election when Republican Ronald Reagan won in part because Democratic incumbent Jimmy Carter was unable to secure the hostages’ release.
The hostages were freed as Reagan was inaugurated. )

(Also, the winner of the Iraq War, the one government that has had its interests advanced because of the Iraq War is… Iran. (certainly the US!))

[Actually, I have a complicated thought-process on the matter of Iran, but let’s run with it anyways… I specified “government”. Read to the end of the story, and you get a half-endorsement for Kerry, so it’s a wash.]

Vladmir Putin, who recently seized control of parliment and who keeps an iron-grip control over the Russian television media, endorsed George W Bush. FREEDOM IS ON THE MARCH!!!

It goes without saying, but Reverend Sun Myung Moon has endorsed George W Bush.

The US Communist Party has endorsed Kerry. (Note their merchandising line: how very bourgeoise.) LaRouche endorsed Kerry.

More endorsements over here.

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