The Silliest of the Seasons

“If we do not know who the mother is, who the father is, without knowing all the brothers and sisters, incest becomes inevitable. Whether they mean it or not, that is what will happen.” — Alan Keyes, on what happens when gay couples raise children.

Jim DeMint has a new traveling companion whose job is to keep the Republican U.S. Senate nominee from saying anything he later will regret.

Richard Perry, chief of staff to U.S. Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., has taken a leave of absence from Graham’s office to be with DeMint for the final 2½ weeks of the race.

“Since all that screw-up with the homosexuals and that stupid comment,” the campaign has needed someone to help, Perry said. (More on the DeMint — Tenenbaum squabble two entries down.)

Between Keyes, DeMint, Oklahoma’s Tom Coburn, and Kentucky’s Bunning… and for that matter George W Bush… the GOP has some real winners.

The scary part being, of course, four out of the five just might win.

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