Where Are the Police When You Need Them?
Item #1: George W Bush speaks in Davenport, Iowa.
Item #2: John Kerry speaks in Davenport, Iowa.
(For what it’s worth, here’s Rush Limbaugh’s take on the events: he says Kerry bombed. The neat thing about the right-wing echo chamber: it leads to confusion when the Democratic Party does well.)
And, of course, the 157 police officers of Davenport, Iowa being tied:
Item #3: Three bank robberies. Police think that the bank robberies are unrelated, suggesting that… 3 different people had the same lightbulb over their head.