Sorry, I left everybody hanging… Anyway, cut and pasted from that blog comes:

Part Two: The Goat Stops the Robber

The Pet Goat, Siegfried Engelmann & Elaine C. Bruner, Lesson 60, page 153, Reading Mastery 2, Storybook #1, SRA (Scientific Research Associates), McGraw-Hill, 1995, ISBN# 0026863553

Analysis of this story in light of current events is much needed.

An unfortunate mistake was made when the original keyboardist typed out Part One. The goat ate cans and he ate canes. He ate pans and he ate panes. He even ate capes and caps. … not, as it is on this blog He ate cans and he ate cakes. He ate cakes and he ate cats. It subtley shifts the story… See: in the corrected version, this is what you call actionable intelligence, as opposed to the wishy-washy muddled version that came watered down because of the various beauracratic channels that this came through.

This address: http://www.mypetgoat.com makes the common name mistake. It’s The, THE, THE, not My.

Here’s the big question:

Did John Edwards attend the big Reverend Sun Yung Moon tribute?

Because if he did… you know what that means:

Late induction into the Skull and Bones mileau/ Trilateral Commission/ Council on Foreign Relations mileau…

We know that he attended the annual Bilderberg Conference, where the ruling elite meet to discuss the continual organization of the New World Order.

Old Money-sters get the honor by masturbating in coffins in their formative college years… Sons of Mill Workers end up, by necessity, having a late start on these activities.

Contrary to popular belief, the name of the story, available in a reader found on the sidebar, was “The Pet Goat”.

Some excerpts:

A girl got a pet goat. But the goat did some things that made the girl’s dad mad. The goat ate things. He ate cans and he ate cakes. He ate cakes and he ate cats. One day her dad said, that goat must go. He ate too many things. The girl said, that if you let the goat stay with us, I will see that he stops eating all those things. Her dad said he will try it. So the goat stayed and the girl made him stop eating cans and cakes and cats and cakes. But one day a car robber went into the girls house. He saw a big red car in the house and said, I will steal that car. He ran to the car and started to open the door. The girl and the goat were playing in the back yard. They did not see the car robber.

(google search for content from the book lead me here.)

Now I just need the next chapters, and we’ve got the puzzle figured out.

Asked about the differences between Edwards and Cheney going into the November 2 presidential election, Bush replied tersely: “Dick Cheney can be president.”

John Kerry: “He was right that Dick Cheney was ready to take over on day one, and he did and he has been ever since, and that’s what we got to change.”

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US President George W. Bush walks away from a briefing with the media, refusing to answer questions after he was asked about Enron and the reported indictment of former CEO Kenneth Lay, who was a close adviser and fund-raiser for Bush and his father, earning him the presidential nickname of ‘Kenny Boy.'(AFP/Paul J. Richards)

And… yes, we’ve got no bananas:
“It’d be great. I’d love to see Ken Lay Secretary of Energy,” says one Enron worker.

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Apparently, John Kerry is (ahem) the most liberal Senator and John Edwards is (ahem) the fourth most liberal Senator.

You don’t say?

They are (ahem) that far outside the mainstream political spectrum.

And (ahem) the Mainstream Media (ahem) isn’t doing its job exposing this to little fact to the public.

Sad, really.

Why, this is the most liberal Presidential ticket ever. More Liberal than a Teddy Kennedy / Hillary Clinton ticket would be.

Kerry could have picked an Evan Bayh to balance the ticket out, but he had to pick someone as liberal as he is!* That shows something!

Also, Kerry did a giant flip-flop because, you see, he said some not-nice things about Edwards during the primary season.

Coined the term “Voo-doo Economics”, I hear…

All found at http://www.kerrypicksedwards.com/…

Also found with the URLs:
www.kerrypicksgephardt.com,
www.kerrypicksvilsack.com, www.kerrypicksbayh.com…

You know, McCain was Kerry’s first pick anyways…

* Newt Gingrich said that. Curious, since the RNC evidentally had their “Real Dirt on Bayh” website ready to go… where, I imagine, they’d call him a “Liberal that Hides It”, or whatever

Two Johns.

I chimed in with my entry announcing John Kerry’s decision that John Edwards was his running mate pick before Drudge did, and before any blogs that I can see came in with the news. Before it was on Yahoo’s news site.

But , it was after it slipped out on an Aviation message board. And after the New York Post published the news… although, I have the advantage over the NY Post of having been right.

It was probably the only decision that makes any sense. The Democratic Party has a batch of seats in the South that they need to defend, and thus its imperative that they represent themselves well down there.

As for myself? Well, I’m having difficulty getting past a damning speech from early on his career which came across as a bit sacrimonious.

I forgot one song in my list of songs frequently mistaken as greeting-card patriotic songs… Toby Kieth’s “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue”.

Yeah, at first, second, and third blush, the song sounds like a horrifying red-neck anthem of rampant jingoistic fury…

American girls and American guys will always stand up and salute;
Will always recognize
When we see ol’ glory flying,
There’s a lot of men dead,
So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our head.

Of the Red, White and Blue..
Of my Red, White and Blue…

But we all tend to leave out a verse of the song…

Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
There’s nothing you can do that can’t be done.
Nothing you can sing that can’t be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It’s easy.
There’s nothing you can make that can’t be made.
No one you can save that can’t be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be in time
It’s easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
There’s nothing you can know that isn’t known.
Nothing you can see that isn’t shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn’t where you’re meant to be.
It’s easy.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
All you need is love (all together now)
All you need is love (everybody)
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.

It throws the song in a whole different light.