The purplest of the purple swing states is the state of Ohio.

Attack Ohio in the afternoon on Election Day. Since the terror attacks are concentrated solely in the state of Ohio, every other state will go right ahead with the elections, but Ohio — in a similar state of chaos that the state of New York City was on Primary Election Day 2001 (that’s September 11), will have to postpone their state’s election (as per possible requirements when the Commission on these things comes up with their report.)

Then, if the election actually does come down to Ohio in the same way that Election 2000 came down to Florida…

the results of Election 2004 will not be know until Ohio gets to vote…

… and we’d get to see the Bush and Kerry campaigns at their most politically crass — diving for votes in the state of Ohio in the wake of a terrorist strike.

(Disclaimer: Please don’t do this, anyone.)

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